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Me Elton John (his autobiography is also availabe in our Sheet Music Library)
In his only official autobiography, music icon Elton John writes about
his extraordinary life, which is also the subject of the film Rocketman.
Christened Reginald Dwight, he was a shy boy with Buddy Holly glasses
who grew up in the London suburb of Pinner and dreamed of becoming a pop
star. By the age of twenty-three, he was on his first tour of America,
facing an astonished audience in his tight silver hotpants, bare legs
and a T-shirt with ROCK AND ROLL emblazoned across it in sequins. Elton
John had arrived and the music world would never be the same again.
His life has been full of drama, from the early rejection of his work
with song-writing partner Bernie Taupin to spinning out of control as a
chart-topping superstar; from half-heartedly trying to drown himself in
his LA swimming pool to disco-dancing with the Queen; from friendships
with John Lennon, Freddie Mercury and George Michael to setting up his
AIDS Foundation. All the while, Elton was hiding a drug addiction that
would grip him for over a decade.
In Me Elton also writes about getting clean and changing his life, about
finding love with David Furnish and becoming a father.
A memoir that is racy, pacy and crammed with scurrilous anecdotes – what
more could you ask from the rocket man?
A memoir that is racy, pacy and crammed with scurrilous anecdotes – what
more could you ask from the rocket man?
Elton John possesses the kind of self-knowledge few of his fame and
wealth retain.
Choosing one’s favourite Elton John story – like choosing one’s
favourite Elton song – can feel like limiting oneself to a mere single
grape from the horn of plenty. Leaving aside the music for the moment,
Elton’s public and maybe even private persona can be divided into two
phases: first there was the raging drugs monster, as extravagantly
talented as he was costumed. Now that he’s sober, there’s the more
conservatively dressed, happily married elder statesman of British pop, a
proper establishment figure, albeit one who’s still unafraid to pick
fights with everyone from Keith Richards (“a monkey with arthritis”) to
Madonna (“looks like a fairground stripper”). Both eras have yielded a
steady crop of outstanding Elton anecdotes, often retold by Elton
himself, who, possessing the kind of self-knowledge few of his fame and
wealth retain, tells his stories better than anyone else. Probably the
most infamous of all is the one about the time he’d been up for several
days (this, clearly, was from the pre-sobriety era) when he decided
something really needed to be sorted out. No, not his devastating drug
addiction or his lack of sleep – the problem was the weather. So he
called a chap in his office and told him to sort it out: “It’s far too
windy here, can you do something about it?”
Such is the wealth of material he has to choose from, this story gets
only a passing mention in his outrageously enjoyable autobiography:
“This is obviously the ideal moment to state once and for all that this
story is a complete urban myth. Unfortunately, I can’t tell you that,
because the story is completely true,” he writes, with a
self-deprecating shrug. And then he moves on to the next tale, which
might be about the night he and John Lennon refused to answer the door
to Andy Warhol because, as Lennon hissed to Elton: “Do you want him
coming in here taking photos when you’ve got icicles of coke hanging out
of your nose?” Or it might be about the time Richard Gere and Sylvester
Stallone nearly came to blows over Princess Diana at one of his dinner
parties. That he has celebrity anecdotes to burn is not a surprise. But
the self-mocking tone is more unexpected from a musician so grand that
at his 2014 wedding party he had one table dedicated solely to the
Beatles and their families. Yet while his extraordinary talent justified
his personal excesses, it is his self-awareness that has
counterbalanced the narcissism and made him such a likable figure. This
is, after all, the man who allowed his husband, David Furnish, to make a
documentary about him and call it Tantrums and Tiaras.
Elton makes fun of no one more than himself. He is utterly,
astonishingly, hilariously self-lacerating.
Me is its own original thing because Elton makes fun of no one more than
himself. He is utterly, astonishingly, hilariously self-lacerating. A
half-hearted suicide attempt at the height of his fame could have been
played for drama; instead Elton merely asks: “Why was I behaving like
such a twat?” He sums up the experience of writing songs for The Lion
King, which ultimately won him an Oscar, as: “I was now writing a song
about a warthog that farted a lot.” And yes, Elton was also mystified by
the hysteria over the version of “Candle in the Wind” he wrote for
Diana’s funeral.
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